The title of the article is “ What's
The Worst Movie Dialogue Of All Time?”, it was Posted on Tuesday
August 4, 2009, 18:18 by Nick de Semlyen in Empire States. This
article is devoted to the worst movie dialogue, and I think it’s interesting to
know about it, just for fun.
Last Thursday, drawn like a moth to a flame, the author of
the article went along to an advance screening of G. I. Joe. Having read a lot
of bad buzz online and seen the trailer,he wasn’t anticipating a masterpiece.
In fact, the author was secretly hoping it would be entertainingly crummy, an
over-earnest blastinator with plotholes galore and lots and lots of tin-eared
dialogue. He wasn’t disappointed.
He found it impossible not to laugh out loud at regular intervals. And, even though the film can in no way be called good, Nick left the screening room much more cheerful than when I’d entered it. Which, surely, is proof of the redemptive power of crap dialogue.
So, dear citizens of Movieville, consider this a forum to share your own favourite lousy lines, Z-grade zingers and woeful one-liners — sentences for which someone was paid more money than most earn in a year, which have unified cinemagoers around the world in popcorn-spitting stupefaction. Here are a few more to get you started…
“Give me your face!” (Optimus Prime, while fighting The Fallen in Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen)
“It’s turkey time — gobble gobble!” (Jennifer Lopez asks for oral sex in Gigli)
“When the Varden learn that the legend is real, they will be encouraged to challenge me. And I am not interested in being challenged!” (John Malkovich’s mad king Galbatorix — isn’t that a chain of electrical stores? — warns his underlings in Eragon)
“I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.” (Vin Diesel in The Fast And The Furious, sounding like he drives very slowly indeed)
The article is entertaining, before I read the article, I’ve never think of the question “what is the most ridiculous or the most funny dialog”, but having read it, I can even say what is the “worst dialogue” in my opinion. But with more pleasure I complete the list of my favorite dialogs.
He found it impossible not to laugh out loud at regular intervals. And, even though the film can in no way be called good, Nick left the screening room much more cheerful than when I’d entered it. Which, surely, is proof of the redemptive power of crap dialogue.
So, dear citizens of Movieville, consider this a forum to share your own favourite lousy lines, Z-grade zingers and woeful one-liners — sentences for which someone was paid more money than most earn in a year, which have unified cinemagoers around the world in popcorn-spitting stupefaction. Here are a few more to get you started…
“Give me your face!” (Optimus Prime, while fighting The Fallen in Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen)
“It’s turkey time — gobble gobble!” (Jennifer Lopez asks for oral sex in Gigli)
“When the Varden learn that the legend is real, they will be encouraged to challenge me. And I am not interested in being challenged!” (John Malkovich’s mad king Galbatorix — isn’t that a chain of electrical stores? — warns his underlings in Eragon)
“I live my life a quarter-mile at a time.” (Vin Diesel in The Fast And The Furious, sounding like he drives very slowly indeed)
The article is entertaining, before I read the article, I’ve never think of the question “what is the most ridiculous or the most funny dialog”, but having read it, I can even say what is the “worst dialogue” in my opinion. But with more pleasure I complete the list of my favorite dialogs.
It won't do.
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